17 KILLER PICK UP LINES TO SAY TO A WOMAN

On my Facebook feed the other day, someone complained about how a guy started wooing her by asking, “are you related to Whoopi Goldberg? Cause you look like her” No! No!! Nooo!!!! How dare you say that to a girl? Or this one: “I love you more than my I.D card.” Like seriously? Or this one: “Precious, how precious are you today? I’m writing from the precious hills of Ntarinkon to tell you how precious you are.” Yes, a guy wrote that to me some years back and I found it more comical than romantic.

Obviously, some men are oblivious to what to say to a woman and/or they just don’t have the courage to say the right things. Women are so moved by words. So learning to say the right things to them is what brings your game on. I’ve put together some killer lines which will make your desired woman thrilled. Here we go:

1. Can I say a poem for you? 
To Adam He gave Eve
To Abraham He gave Sarah 
And to me, He gave you.
2. Do you mind if I talk to you? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
3. You just dropped something… my jaw.

4. I’ve been staring at your profile picture for ages. I still can’t stop.
5. Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up on my wall. Wow!
6. After looking at you for 0.7 seconds, I got a headache. You can get a headahe from looking at something that bright.
7. You are the kind of girl my mom told me to bring to her. Will you like to go see her with me?
8. My name is Will… God’s will for you.
9. Your face is perfect… like a well put together piece of art. God did a great job on you.
10. I look at you and I can only imagine how blissful my life will be, waking up next to you every morning.

11. Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.)
12. Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead to tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him, Tell her you are that man and she is that woman.)
13. Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?
14. Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven’t told me is your name.
15. I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.
16. I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel!
17. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
The key in saying these lines is to be bold, confident and at the same time, playful. No woman wants a man who is insecure and too serious. Matters of the heart, should be lighthearted and fun. Go forth and draw her in with the sweetest lingo!
What is the most interesting pickup line you have heard/said?

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26 Comments

  1. Hahhaa. I'm not sure I'll find it funny if someone said these to me oh! Thank God I'm not in that zone.
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  2. Hi Precious,

    Lol… So cheesy but cute. They'll be great as ice-breakers, especially if the girl has a good sense of humour.

    But guys have it so tough, mustering up the courage to talk to a girl can't be easy.

    Funniest pick up line- "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" πŸ™‚

  3. Your eyes have told me a lot of things, the only thing they haven't told me is your name… ..lol! Guaranteed to make me smile.
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  4. Hahahahaha. Braining hard oh.
    Someone met me on Sunday and asked if I was a teacher or inspector. To me, it was just an honest to goodness convo until I recounted the story on my facebook page and people started suggesting I shouldn't be too hard on that guy πŸ™‚ It was hilarious. But ern some lines though di make man hungry slap.
    Interesting here will be printing to give to my teacher/inspector guy πŸ™‚

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  5. LOL. Kachee, you should have told us some of the lines you like nah.

  6. haha…My name is will…God's will for you… lmao

    I have had guys send me an epistle, I can't even deal. Truth is I hate mushiness. Any guy that starts a conversation with too cheesy and annoying pick up lines with me is a turn off already. Sometimes I could reply sarcastically just for the fun of it.

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  7. Another pick up line someone said to me at work was, "can I call u Google, because u have everything I am looking for ".. So I turned and asked if he googled the pick up line and he felt so embarrassed and left. Lol.

  8. Another pick up line someone said to me at work was, "can I call u Google, because u have everything I am looking for ".. So I turned and asked if he googled the pick up line and he felt so embarrassed and left. Lol.

  9. Awnnnn….I love number 14

    I can't remember the best have heard but I can remember how it made me feel… I was just there thinking about my love life for like 45mins???

  10. Hi Nedoux,

    Awww that's so cool.

    To some guys mustering courage can take a lifetime. They'll hang around the girl but never get around to saying anything. So annoying. LOL

  11. Hahahah braining hard no be lie.
    Which one na teacher or inspector noh? Lol at the lines di make man hungry slap. Weh, man pikin dey inside work.

  12. Those epistles could be annoyingly boring eh.
    Thanks for stopping by, dear.

  13. Hmmmm that kind of line that sent you into long thinking. Interesting!

  14. Hahahaha na wah for that colleague!

  15. Hahaha… these pick up lines are hilarious. I won't fall for anyone that breaks the ice with these o . Especially the ones talking about taking me to their mom, When you are just meeting me for the first time.That one na scam! Presh, you didn't add the silent pick up line?…Counting cash in front of the lady.Lol.
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  16. Hahahaha counting a bundle of cash in front of the lady is indeed a silent pick up line. If the others don't work I'm sure that one will. So funny!

  17. Haha.. Some of these are to die for, really! You just dropped something… my jaw ( I can’t stop laughing)
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  18. Lol Dami.
    Thank you for stopping by!

  19. Precious! Precious!! Precious!!! How many times did I call you? Why did you decided to write this when am in another country from my fiancee and her phone just got spoilt I can't contact?….Jesus Christ! You have started something you can not finish o….I love this line "My name is Will… God's "will" for you". Anyway, me I call her my updated SOFTWARE; until her installation am just a bunch of manageable gadget. #CoverFace

  20. 3 times! LOL
    Don't worry, you'll get back to her then you'll be able to use some of these lines. Hahahaha your updated software?! This is like the most creative I've heard.

  21. My mum told me to follow my dreams and drop my jaw???????? You're classic????

  22. Lol. I wish I was a Boy right now! This is too cute.

  23. I like that No #12 really really much esp being a story teller. Thanks Precious for saving us! *winks*

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