17 KILLER PICK UP LINES TO SAY TO A WOMAN
Published Aug 16, 2016
Updated Dec 04, 2019
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On my Facebook feed the other day, someone complained about how a guy started wooing her by asking, “are you related to Whoopi Goldberg? Cause you look like her” No! No!! Nooo!!!! How dare you say that to a girl?
Or this one: “I love you more than my I.D card.” Like seriously?
Or this one: “Precious, how precious are you today? I’m writing from the precious hills of Ntarinkon to tell you how precious you are.”
Yes, a guy wrote that to me some years back and I found it more comical than romantic.
Obviously, some men are oblivious to what to say to a woman and/or they just don’t have the courage to say the right things. Women are so moved by words.
So learning to say the right things to them is what brings your game on.
I’ve put together some killer lines which will make your desired woman thrilled. Here we go:
1. Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.
2. Do you mind if I talk to you? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
3. You just dropped something… my jaw.
4. I’ve been staring at your profile picture for ages. I still can’t stop.
5. Are you a piece of art? Because I’d like to nail you up on my wall. Wow!
6. After looking at you for 0.7 seconds, I got a headache. You can get a headache from looking at something that bright.
7. You are the kind of girl my mom told me to bring to her. Will you like to go see her with me?
8. My name is Will… God’s will for you.
9. Your face is perfect… like a well put together piece of art. God did a great job on you.
10. I look at you and I can only imagine how blissful my life will be, waking up next to you every morning.
11. Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.)
12. Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead to tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him, Tell her you are that man and she is that woman.)
13. Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out?
14. Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven’t told me is your name.
15. I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you.
16. I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel!
17. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
The key to saying these lines is to be bold, confident and at the same time, playful. No woman wants a man who is insecure and too serious.
Matters of the heart should be lighthearted and fun. Go forth and draw her in with the sweetest lingo!
What is the most interesting pickup line you have heard/said?
Hahahah braining hard no be lie.
Which one na teacher or inspector noh? Lol at the lines di make man hungry slap. Weh, man pikin dey inside work.
I know right??
Hi Nedoux,
Awww that's so cool.
To some guys mustering courage can take a lifetime. They'll hang around the girl but never get around to saying anything. So annoying. LOL
Nahhhhhhhhhhh it’s easy
Nahhh it’s easy
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Awnnnn….I love number 14
I can't remember the best have heard but I can remember how it made me feel… I was just there thinking about my love life for like 45mins???
Another pick up line someone said to me at work was, "can I call u Google, because u have everything I am looking for ".. So I turned and asked if he googled the pick up line and he felt so embarrassed and left. Lol.
Another Pick up line…. Excuse me l’m looking for(name of the girl) Because she’s driving me crazy.
Another pick up line someone said to me at work was, "can I call u Google, because u have everything I am looking for ".. So I turned and asked if he googled the pick up line and he felt so embarrassed and left. Lol.
Reply: “I guess it was obvious, ’cause it’s hard to come up with a witty line like that on my own!”
Using the deliberately corniest line you can to break the ice works just fine, as long as you can confidently portray the fact that you did it knowingly, as a tease. It not only breaks the ice, but shows you are both on the same page since it pokes fun at corny lines also.
The guy should’ve said, “Hey, you know what’s funny? Googling up the worst pick up line and saying it to a woman who has everything I’m looking for, like a Google.”
Hahhaa. I'm not sure I'll find it funny if someone said these to me oh! Thank God I'm not in that zone.
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I’m a 53 year old man. I was reading the above post for fun. Uggh! Most of those pickup lines are awful!
The only one I read above that I like and would use. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.” That’s good.
Here’s a few more I like…
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I made this first one up myself because it makes me laugh, but I’m not sure if it’d work. I’ve never tried it, but here it is…
(If you know she’s a Lord of the Rings fan) Look at her longingly, and in your best (creepiest) Golum voice say “precious!”. If she’s a L.O.R. fan she might get the joke and laugh. If not, you might get pepper sprayed. LOL
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The following lines are classics that have a proven history of working…
A classic from the 1930s that I learned on the history channel. John Dilinger used it successfully when he met the love of his life in a night club…
He asked her, “Where have you been all my life?” It worked. They were together for the rest of his life.
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A classic from the 1950s… It was told to me by a 75 year-old woman on her 50th wedding anniversary. She told me about the first time she ever talked to her husband when they met 51 years earlier.
He introduced himself. Made some small talk. Then he asked her if she had a boyfriend. She said “No.” He replied, “You do now!”
They’ve been together ever since.
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From the 1970s… “If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” Men and women used to love that one. I heard was making a comeback around 2018-19 (until COVID ruined everything).
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From a friend of mine who used this (around 1997) to get a first date with his future wife the day they met…
They knew each other through business dealings. He made small talk, asking about her interests, what she does for fun, etc.
He learned they both like to play Monopoly. He challenged her to a game. She agreed to play a game (their 1sr date). (You can do this with any competetive game, sport, activity that you both enjoy.).
Then on game night (1st date really) he challenged her to a bet on the outcome of the game.
She asked, “What would the bet be?”
He said, “If I win, you go on a date with me.”
She asked, “What do I get if I win?”
He said, “If you win, I’ll go on a date with you.”
I don’t remember who won the Monopoly game, but they went on a 2nd date, and eventually got married.
Boom. That’s how you do it!
Boom!? Seriously!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those are some good ones. I feel like I should say that a variation on the third one has been a favorite of mine for years. It’s worked for me nearly every time. It goes: “Excuse me, Ma’am? I think you dropped something. (She looks at you confused and asks what she dropped. Your reply) “My Jaw”
LOL. Kachee, you should have told us some of the lines you like nah.
Hahahahaha. Braining hard oh.
Someone met me on Sunday and asked if I was a teacher or inspector. To me, it was just an honest to goodness convo until I recounted the story on my facebook page and people started suggesting I shouldn't be too hard on that guy 🙂 It was hilarious. But ern some lines though di make man hungry slap.
Interesting here will be printing to give to my teacher/inspector guy 🙂
http://joy2endure.com/index.php/short-stories/76-my-taxi-adventures-change-palaba
Hi Precious,
Lol… So cheesy but cute. They'll be great as ice-breakers, especially if the girl has a good sense of humour.
But guys have it so tough, mustering up the courage to talk to a girl can't be easy.
Funniest pick up line- "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" 🙂
Also: how was heaven before you left”she would blush and ask why the question then you’ll tell her because she an angel from heaven
My funniest is probably is your body from McDonald’s because I’m lovin it
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i am 37 year old male. i was able to get 7 different females using the same pick up line “are from you heaven? You look like an angel” These lovely ladies wont stop fighting for me!!! Women are way harder to get now. Back in my days, this was too easy!!!! Best pick up line 10/10 😂😂😍😘
Awwww :3