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    March 2, 2016

    7 PLACES TO MEET A HUSBAND IN BAMENDA

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    I don't know why people keep saying husbands are scarce. I have put together a list of the coolest places in Bamenda to meet your husband... at your own risk ooo.

    1. At a fighting scene. 
    When people engage in a fight, there are always the coolest guys that come out to stop the fights and offer some advice to the parties.
    2. Facebook, but not the average guy. 
    The one with a swaggerlicious profile picture and a location that says, "Bamenda."
    3. Mbu houses, especially the ones at 'Shwine' Quarters. 
    Chances are your guy will be a very happy person. He won't have time to argue with you. He'll simply go to the Mbu house and drink his problems away. Oh the power of palm wine! Be prepared to sing songs like, 
    In my cup,
    In my cup,
    I want to see mimbo in my cup
    Or this one,
    There is mimbo and kola over here
    There is mimbo and kola over here
    There is mimbo and kola herrrrre
    Over here, over here, over here
    Or even this one, 
    Matango weti ah do you?
    Matango weti ah do you?
    Ah take ma money, ah buy you dey
    You carry me nak am for down
    Kirikijim!
    4. In church.

    And I don't mean mainstream churches. The guys there are not serious. Go to a hot church and sight a brother whose enthusiasm has made many erroneously call him the pastor. If he wears santiago shoes and a suit whose coat doesn't match the trousers, that's even better. He will take good care of you, sister. Go for him!

    5. Food Market
    There are always more women than men at the food market. Moreover, most of the men there are traders. However, if you find a man, doing his shopping and he is single, don't let him go. This one will share the responsibility of house upkeep with you and will buy you plenty wrappers. Look for the one that can bargain like, 
    Your future husband: "Mami tomatoes na how much for bucket?"
    Buyam Sellam: "Five hundred"
    Your darling future husband: "No be 50?"
    If he bargains like that then my sister, you have found for yourself a thrift spender. He will be financially responsible in marriage. Don't let him go.
    6. Ayaba Hotel.
    Go here if you are looking for a javeur as a husband. 
    7. On top of an Okada
    Strike a conversation with the Okada rider and ask him if he is single. Okada men in Bamenda make some decent money these days.
    Don't forget to come back here to testify when you find your 'horseband.'

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    1. Nkeih Fidelis says

      March 02, 2016 at 8:09 pm

      I could not stop laughing.... and to think that some people actually found their soul mates in one of those places/situations! anyway, mostly in Nigerian movies...

      Reply
    2. Anonymous says

      March 02, 2016 at 9:09 pm

      Good write up courage.

      Reply
    3. Anonymous says

      March 02, 2016 at 9:12 pm

      great piece....courage

      Reply
    4. This Pikin says

      March 02, 2016 at 10:07 pm

      Precious Writing. Volatile blend of mirth and sarcasm.

      Reply
    5. Cintia says

      March 02, 2016 at 11:15 pm

      You left out one crucial place. "Die house". The ones sharing the mbuh and consoling the people will be compassionate. Hahahaha

      Reply
    6. Precious Nkeih says

      March 03, 2016 at 3:16 pm

      Hahahaha you're right.

      Reply
    7. Precious Nkeih says

      March 03, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      Lol, some people actually found their soulmates in those places? Chai, imagine telling your kids in the future: We met at mbu house...

      Reply
    8. Precious Nkeih says

      March 03, 2016 at 3:21 pm

      Thank you!

      Reply
    9. Precious Nkeih says

      March 03, 2016 at 3:22 pm

      No be so, This Pikin?

      Reply
    10. Arrey Echi says

      March 03, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      Chei all this tam ah di nack head so mean say na ele fo pay fap thasand go Abakwa ah go get mansa? Make ah start pack ma bag di do!!

      Hahahahahahahahaha I couldn't stop laughing since from the topic! U are one very talented writer sis!

      Reply
    11. Precious Nkeih says

      March 03, 2016 at 10:03 pm

      Sista, find ya fap kolo di go. You don di miss ooo.

      Hahahaha thanks sis!

      Reply
    12. Bongnkar Jumbam Yange says

      March 04, 2016 at 12:47 am

      Hahahahahah OMG this is the best write up I have read in a long time. Your teenage daughter will ask
      Daughter: mummy so where did you and Daddy hook up?
      Mummy: there was this fight in old town between.....,
      Choooiiii ?????

      Reply
    13. Precious Nkeih says

      March 27, 2016 at 1:01 am

      Hahahaha thanks for stopping by, dearie.

      Reply
    14. Angele marie says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm

      Hahahaha, oh my God, how did I miss this post. I will invite those friends who are looking for husbands on dating websites to come our blog. Husbands are closer to home than they think. Thanks for a good laugh

      Reply
    15. Precious Nkeih says

      March 27, 2016 at 9:47 pm

      Ateyu, how did you miss this eh? Lol husbands are so close. No need for dating sites.

      Reply
    16. Natacha says

      April 13, 2016 at 3:49 am

      LOl hahaha, i just started laughing when i saw the the title. you no go kill person Aunty precious.

      Reply
    17. Precious Nkeih says

      April 13, 2016 at 3:51 am

      No be so? Lol

      Reply
    18. moven says

      June 08, 2017 at 2:46 am

      its funny and somehow weird but its reality my dear

      Reply

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