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    Home » Singles

    PUBLISHED: Aug 16, 2016 · UPDATED: Dec 4, 2019 by Precious · This post may contain affiliate links · 60 Comments

    17 KILLER PICK UP LINES TO SAY TO A WOMAN

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    On my Facebook feed the other day, someone complained about how a guy started wooing her by asking, "are you related to Whoopi Goldberg? Cause you look like her" No! No!! Nooo!!!! How dare you say that to a girl?

    Or this one: "I love you more than my I.D card." Like seriously?

    Man and woman sitting in store

    Or this one: "Precious, how precious are you today? I'm writing from the precious hills of Ntarinkon to tell you how precious you are."

    Yes, a guy wrote that to me some years back and I found it more comical than romantic.

    Obviously, some men are oblivious to what to say to a woman and/or they just don't have the courage to say the right things. Women are so moved by words.

    words are powerful

    So learning to say the right things to them is what brings your game on.

    I've put together some killer lines which will make your desired woman thrilled. Here we go:

    1. Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.

    2. Do you mind if I talk to you? My mother always told me to follow my dreams. 

    3. You just dropped something... my jaw. 

    4. I've been staring at your profile picture for ages. I still can't stop. 

    5. Are you a piece of art? Because I'd like to nail you up on my wall. Wow! 

    man sitting on grass with woman

    6. After looking at you for 0.7 seconds, I got a headache. You can get a headache from looking at something that bright. 

    7. You are the kind of girl my mom told me to bring to her. Will you like to go see her with me? 

    8. My name is Will... God's will for you. 

    9. Your face is perfect... like a well put together piece of art. God did a great job on you. 

    10. I look at you and I can only imagine how blissful my life will be, waking up next to you every morning.

    11. Your eyes are beautiful. Are you wearing contacts? (Only say this as long as she is not wearing contacts.) 

    12. Can I share a story with you? (Go ahead to tell her a story of a man who gave his all to make a woman fall in love with him, Tell her you are that man and she is that woman.) 

    13. Was that you just smiling at me or the sun just coming out? 

    14. Your eyes have told me a lot of things. The only thing they haven't told me is your name. 

    15. I saw a garden this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful ever until I met you. 

    16. I must be in heaven because I am looking at an angel! 

    17. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. 

    The key to saying these lines is to be bold, confident and at the same time, playful. No woman wants a man who is insecure and too serious. 

    Matters of the heart should be lighthearted and fun. Go forth and draw her in with the sweetest lingo! 

    What is the most interesting pickup line you have heard/said?

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    1. Nedoux says

      August 16, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      Hi Precious,

      Lol... So cheesy but cute. They'll be great as ice-breakers, especially if the girl has a good sense of humour.

      But guys have it so tough, mustering up the courage to talk to a girl can't be easy.

      Funniest pick up line- "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" 🙂

      Reply
      • Milly says

        September 01, 2021 at 11:02 am

        Also: how was heaven before you left"she would blush and ask why the question then you'll tell her because she an angel from heaven

        Reply
      • Nunyabinnus says

        April 19, 2022 at 12:09 pm

        My funniest is probably is your body from McDonald’s because I’m lovin it
        😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🙂🤣🤣🤣

        Reply
        • Yo moma says

          November 03, 2022 at 7:18 am

          🤣🤣🤣

          Reply
        • Sam Hopundisic says

          November 03, 2022 at 7:25 am

          i am 37 year old male. i was able to get 7 different females using the same pick up line "are from you heaven? You look like an angel" These lovely ladies wont stop fighting for me!!! Women are way harder to get now. Back in my days, this was too easy!!!! Best pick up line 10/10 😂😂😍😘

          Reply
    2. Joy2Endure says

      August 16, 2016 at 3:34 pm

      Hahahahaha. Braining hard oh.
      Someone met me on Sunday and asked if I was a teacher or inspector. To me, it was just an honest to goodness convo until I recounted the story on my facebook page and people started suggesting I shouldn't be too hard on that guy 🙂 It was hilarious. But ern some lines though di make man hungry slap.
      Interesting here will be printing to give to my teacher/inspector guy 🙂

      http://joy2endure.com/index.php/short-stories/76-my-taxi-adventures-change-palaba

      Reply
    3. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 3:41 pm

      LOL. Kachee, you should have told us some of the lines you like nah.

      Reply
    4. Kachee Tee says

      August 16, 2016 at 1:38 pm

      Hahhaa. I'm not sure I'll find it funny if someone said these to me oh! Thank God I'm not in that zone.
      http://www.KacheeTee.com
      4 Perfectly Do-able Traditions for (Young) Couples

      Reply
      • Charley says

        April 26, 2022 at 6:50 pm

        I'm a 53 year old man. I was reading the above post for fun. Uggh! Most of those pickup lines are awful!

        The only one I read above that I like and would use. "You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​" That's good.

        Here's a few more I like...

        ===

        I made this first one up myself because it makes me laugh, but I'm not sure if it'd work. I've never tried it, but here it is...

        (If you know she's a Lord of the Rings fan) Look at her longingly, and in your best (creepiest) Golum voice say "precious!". If she's a L.O.R. fan she might get the joke and laugh. If not, you might get pepper sprayed. LOL

        ===

        The following lines are classics that have a proven history of working...

        A classic from the 1930s that I learned on the history channel. John Dilinger used it successfully when he met the love of his life in a night club...

        He asked her, "Where have you been all my life?" It worked. They were together for the rest of his life.

        ===

        A classic from the 1950s... It was told to me by a 75 year-old woman on her 50th wedding anniversary. She told me about the first time she ever talked to her husband when they met 51 years earlier.

        He introduced himself. Made some small talk. Then he asked her if she had a boyfriend. She said "No." He replied, "You do now!"

        They've been together ever since.

        ===

        From the 1970s... "If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Men and women used to love that one. I heard was making a comeback around 2018-19 (until COVID ruined everything).

        ===

        From a friend of mine who used this (around 1997) to get a first date with his future wife the day they met...

        They knew each other through business dealings. He made small talk, asking about her interests, what she does for fun, etc.

        He learned they both like to play Monopoly. He challenged her to a game. She agreed to play a game (their 1sr date). (You can do this with any competetive game, sport, activity that you both enjoy.).

        Then on game night (1st date really) he challenged her to a bet on the outcome of the game.

        She asked, "What would the bet be?"
        He said, "If I win, you go on a date with me."
        She asked, "What do I get if I win?"
        He said, "If you win, I'll go on a date with you."

        I don't remember who won the Monopoly game, but they went on a 2nd date, and eventually got married.

        Boom. That's how you do it!

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        • Aimon says

          September 19, 2022 at 1:56 am

          Boom!? Seriously!🤣🤣🤣🤣

          Reply
        • Levi says

          January 14, 2023 at 5:40 pm

          Those are some good ones. I feel like I should say that a variation on the third one has been a favorite of mine for years. It's worked for me nearly every time. It goes: "Excuse me, Ma'am? I think you dropped something. (She looks at you confused and asks what she dropped. Your reply) "My Jaw"

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    5. Angele marie says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:28 pm

      Another pick up line someone said to me at work was, "can I call u Google, because u have everything I am looking for ".. So I turned and asked if he googled the pick up line and he felt so embarrassed and left. Lol.

      Reply
      • CallMeChaz says

        March 28, 2021 at 9:45 am

        Reply: "I guess it was obvious, 'cause it's hard to come up with a witty line like that on my own!"
        Using the deliberately corniest line you can to break the ice works just fine, as long as you can confidently portray the fact that you did it knowingly, as a tease. It not only breaks the ice, but shows you are both on the same page since it pokes fun at corny lines also.

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      • Banana says

        July 27, 2022 at 8:38 am

        The guy should've said, "Hey, you know what's funny? Googling up the worst pick up line and saying it to a woman who has everything I'm looking for, like a Google."

        Reply
    6. Angele marie says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:28 pm

      Another pick up line someone said to me at work was, "can I call u Google, because u have everything I am looking for ".. So I turned and asked if he googled the pick up line and he felt so embarrassed and left. Lol.

      Reply
      • Arnold says

        February 03, 2022 at 6:14 am

        Another Pick up line.... Excuse me l'm looking for(name of the girl) Because she's driving me crazy.

        Reply
    7. Funke Olotu says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:28 pm

      Awnnnn....I love number 14

      I can't remember the best have heard but I can remember how it made me feel... I was just there thinking about my love life for like 45mins???

      Reply
    8. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:51 pm

      Hi Nedoux,

      Awww that's so cool.

      To some guys mustering courage can take a lifetime. They'll hang around the girl but never get around to saying anything. So annoying. LOL

      Reply
      • Nunyabisnus says

        April 19, 2022 at 12:04 pm

        Nahhhhhhhhhhh it’s easy

        Nahhh it’s easy

        I suck at spelling

        Reply
    9. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:54 pm

      I know right??

      Reply
    10. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 9:59 pm

      Hahahah braining hard no be lie.
      Which one na teacher or inspector noh? Lol at the lines di make man hungry slap. Weh, man pikin dey inside work.

      Reply
    11. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 10:02 pm

      Those epistles could be annoyingly boring eh.
      Thanks for stopping by, dear.

      Reply
    12. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 10:06 pm

      Hmmmm that kind of line that sent you into long thinking. Interesting!

      Reply
    13. Precious Nkeih says

      August 16, 2016 at 10:09 pm

      Hahahaha na wah for that colleague!

      Reply
    14. Zulu Obanor says

      August 16, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      Your eyes have told me a lot of things, the only thing they haven't told me is your name... ..lol! Guaranteed to make me smile.
      http://zuluobanor.com

      Reply
    15. tega enai says

      August 16, 2016 at 4:10 pm

      haha...My name is will...God's will for you... lmao

      I have had guys send me an epistle, I can't even deal. Truth is I hate mushiness. Any guy that starts a conversation with too cheesy and annoying pick up lines with me is a turn off already. Sometimes I could reply sarcastically just for the fun of it.

      http://www.tegaenai.com
      I can't stand cold... can you?
      xoxo.

      Reply
    16. Bubu Green says

      August 17, 2016 at 12:06 am

      Hahaha... these pick up lines are hilarious. I won't fall for anyone that breaks the ice with these o . Especially the ones talking about taking me to their mom, When you are just meeting me for the first time.That one na scam! Presh, you didn't add the silent pick up line?...Counting cash in front of the lady.Lol.
      http://www.bubusboulevard.com

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    17. Precious Nkeih says

      August 17, 2016 at 3:20 am

      Hahahaha counting a bundle of cash in front of the lady is indeed a silent pick up line. If the others don't work I'm sure that one will. So funny!

      Reply
    18. Precious Nkeih says

      August 17, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Lol Dami.
      Thank you for stopping by!

      Reply
    19. Seraph says

      August 17, 2016 at 4:10 pm

      Precious! Precious!! Precious!!! How many times did I call you? Why did you decided to write this when am in another country from my fiancee and her phone just got spoilt I can't contact?....Jesus Christ! You have started something you can not finish o....I love this line "My name is Will... God's "will" for you". Anyway, me I call her my updated SOFTWARE; until her installation am just a bunch of manageable gadget. #CoverFace

      Reply
    20. Precious Nkeih says

      August 17, 2016 at 4:36 pm

      3 times! LOL
      Don't worry, you'll get back to her then you'll be able to use some of these lines. Hahahaha your updated software?! This is like the most creative I've heard.

      Reply
    21. Damiloves says

      August 17, 2016 at 12:21 pm

      Haha.. Some of these are to die for, really! You just dropped something... my jaw ( I can’t stop laughing)
      Damiloves.com
      Do not swallow it 

      Reply
    22. Precious Nkeih says

      August 18, 2016 at 3:13 am

      Lol thanks!

      Reply
    23. Itunu says

      August 18, 2016 at 12:57 am

      My mum told me to follow my dreams and drop my jaw???????? You're classic????

      Reply
      • wilson willy says

        July 02, 2020 at 11:35 pm

        those pick up lines are awesome

        Reply
    24. Nwamaka Ajaegbu says

      August 18, 2016 at 10:36 am

      Lol. I wish I was a Boy right now! This is too cute.

      Reply
    25. Precious Nkeih says

      August 18, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Not so?

      Reply
    26. Tunde Sanusi says

      August 18, 2016 at 11:25 am

      I like that No #12 really really much esp being a story teller. Thanks Precious for saving us! *winks*

      Reply
    27. aneke says

      July 12, 2018 at 3:47 am

      I love this forum

      Reply
      • Precious says

        July 26, 2018 at 3:41 pm

        Thank you!

        Reply
    28. Clif says

      September 07, 2018 at 3:36 pm

      Hope you write more,am enjoying all you have to offer

      Reply
      • Precious says

        September 12, 2018 at 4:32 pm

        Thank you so much, Clif. I will definitely write more.

        Reply
    29. Benz says

      January 17, 2019 at 10:27 am

      Best Pickup line...Please dont laugh. Its just easy like guys.
      Babe, sup? Can I get your number?

      Reply
    30. precious says

      February 12, 2019 at 6:17 am

      wowww...really intresting and romantic namesake....really blushing

      Reply
    31. zelman moze says

      April 09, 2019 at 10:57 am

      precious thx xo much 4 da best pick up lines

      Reply
    32. john says

      February 02, 2020 at 10:22 pm

      wow,thats the best and helpful post ive ever seen on pickup lines

      Reply
    33. Eartha says

      November 24, 2020 at 3:57 am

      Superb, what a website it is! This webpage provides useful information to us,
      keep it up.

      Reply
    34. Kay Myles says

      November 26, 2020 at 11:45 am

      Excellent breakdown... hilarious indeed. I will try one of those. KIU

      Reply
    35. Lil tottie says

      January 02, 2021 at 4:59 pm

      Eiishhh....! Mean😂🤣

      Reply
    36. Justin says

      March 06, 2021 at 12:19 pm

      I give the girl a dollar and say “I owe you $999,999 because you look like a million bucks!”

      “Without U there is no Us”

      Reply
    37. William says

      May 30, 2021 at 8:22 am

      I was in a grocery store the other day and this very attractive girl was standing in line in front of me. She pulled out her phone and made a call but didn't get an answer. I decided to have a little fun, so I pulled out my phone and pretended to make a call. All of a sudden I said loud enough for her to hear me" That is weird as hell" She turned around and looked at me and said, excuse me. I said I just tried to call your number and got a busy signal what was that number again? She bust out laughing and said, you are smooth.

      Reply
    38. David blunt says

      June 10, 2021 at 5:13 am

      Where did you get those eyes? So hypnotic that I'm sure you must have robbed a cat to have eyes this beautiful

      Reply
    39. Emmanuel Alfred says

      January 12, 2022 at 7:24 am

      How pleasurable to have listined to your solomic words

      Reply
    40. Cunning says

      March 15, 2022 at 10:50 pm

      I just loved these pick up lines🥰

      Reply
    41. King says

      April 10, 2022 at 1:48 pm

      Woah nice pickup lines though

      Reply
    42. Mary Schiller says

      September 09, 2022 at 7:38 pm

      I once had a guy stop me in a crowded hallway on campus and say, "You dropped something." He handed me a piece of paper. I thanked him and continued on my way to class. When I opened it the paper said, "If I had a thousand eyes they'd all be looking at you." I was incredibly flattered, but also a little creeped out. I'm a very visual person and the idea of someone with a thousand eyes staring at me was freaky!

      Reply
    43. Ashwin says

      October 21, 2022 at 12:31 pm

      Wow send us more.

      Reply
      • Ashwin says

        October 21, 2022 at 12:39 pm

        Thank dia but i mostly can't stop laughing at '12' And this z a good channel we appreaciate.

        Reply
    44. Newton Chrones says

      October 21, 2022 at 7:31 pm

      Great article! We will be linking to this particularly great article on our site. Keep up the great writing.

      Reply
    45. Hez Tesh(Kenya) says

      January 05, 2023 at 10:09 am

      See you later Precious, lemme go try one or two of these on this cutie chickie I admire.

      Reply

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