Friends, before I continue bombarding you with more weirdness in 2017, let's take a look at the top ten funny blog posts in 2016. Grab a cuppa and dive in.
1. Makeup From Hell
"After all the YouTube videos and Mary Kay practicals, I attended a traditional wedding on Saturday looking like Juju Calabar’s assistant."
The makeup I talk about in this post was purely from hell. Read the full post HERE.
2. The Day the Preacher Lied
"He further said his wife drove a Prado- a woman who looked like she had been starved for days. And no, this is not a brilliant use of literary phrases. She seriously looked emaciated. I wondered how she sat in that chair comfortable with all the lies just like I often wonder how wives of lying pastors feel."
Imagine my shock when a supposed bishop let untruths slide with ease from his mouth on the pulpit! Read the full story HERE.
3. The Day I Tried to Raise the Dead
"My mouthed grandmother who was visiting us then asked,
4. I Went to the Fire Church
5. How To Organize a Cameroonian Wedding with 100 Thousand Francs ($200)
6. The Day I Became a Mother
7. 10 Crazy Things Every Mother Has Done at Some Point
9. Why I Will Never Be A Modern Girl
"My backyard is nothing to write to Ntamassen about. I do not have a killer flat tummy. My belly is something far, far away from flat. Thank God for big blouses, which I use to cover the multitude of sins. Ha."
Full Post HERE.
10. How Sh*t Disgraced Me At The Market
"As I got to the front of the house, I found the door open. I shouted with a shaky voice,
Oh. The one you and your friend tried to raise the dead cracks me up everytime I remember it. Every blessed time. That and the first giving birth story. That one isn't 2016, I am sure. Those two are all my all time favorites.
So the raising the dead and the fire church one was written in 2016?Waoh!seems like it was long I read it.
For some reason, the raising up of the dead story is hilarious to many. I actually lived in fear for days after that experience.
You are right about the childbirth story. I actually published in 2015 then republished in 2016.
That Fire Church story seems like a 2015 one too. Lol memory issues ??
I'll update the post to include this. Thanks for noting dear.
Oh! And the "modern girl" post, Beautiful.
Glad you liked it!
MEYLAM Epse Dibaka Eliz says
Ahhh my sweetest Pré, i'm laughing out so loud my niece came running n asking if i've been given an overdose of the laughter hormone. I can read the stories over n over n over again and still laugh like it was my first time reading. Thanks for being such a blessing and thanks for using your pen. I love you!
Lol at your niece!
Thanks for your kind words dear.
Love you too.
Olaitan Bobade says
The picture up there is so cute! The titles alone are hilarious. Clicking on the links straightaway.
Lol thank you.
The raised the dead one had me!! I was like "Huh".
You do have a way with humour Presh!
Perhaps that one takes the crown.
Haha, I believe I'm only familiar with 2 of the funny posts. Lying preacher and modern day girl. Will check out the rest. Xx
You should definitely check out the rest, dear.